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by ADEDOYIN BALOGUN - Monday, 13 October 2014, 3:39 PM
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I was not really hungry today, okay that was a lie, I think I was quite hungry and secretly looking forward to the overrated LBS cafeteria. At the declaration of 'break time' by our dear Thad Enyinna I sprinted down four flights of stairs to get to the ATM machine, only that I could not sprint because of the heels I was wearing, hence I had to walk like 'a lady'. After getting my cash, I cat walked to the front desk to get my meal ticket (regular 1500 weekly).

By now I was already panting secretly and salivating but I still kept my cool and went to the first floor to eat, but what I saw stopped me in my tracks! The queue at the cafeteria was 'spiritual' to say the least-the subsidiary(as I usually call the small table set up to reduce the long queue) was not left out as there were at least seven people on the queue and we had less than 20 minutes to get back to class.

Finally, the server asked me in her usual tone 'what would you have', and her voice drained what was left of my appetite at that moment. Well it was too late to turn back so I replied almost in a rhetorical manner 'two servings of rice with chicken *drum stick and sauce on the side please in my fake oyinbo accent*' trying my best not to show the extent of my hunger.

The first spoon of rice finished the equation for me, as my mouth struggled to 'crack' the cold rice with my tender teeth and I almost chocked on the dry chicken (tasted like it had been in preservation for a year!).

My stomach was full, but I was still hungry.....Enjoy!

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by nelo edeh - Monday, 13 October 2014, 2:12 PM
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I entered the room and immediately fell in love with it, it had tiled floors, a TV and dstv on the wall and a very good bed and well, came with a very good mattress too. i had just been giving my room where i will be spending the next one year for my primary assignment. the school i was posted to was a private one and since i was science oriented i was given special privilege too. I dropped my bag on the bed and immediately went to see a corper friend in another room. we had to go get a somethings in the market. i locked the door and checked my windows too,to see they were locked and off we went to the market to buy some supplies. we bought two cars , got ogoja wives and we also got stoves and food materials . that was when the whole thing started . mosquitoes had already begun to do their war with me i came in and discovered that my bag was open and also the window that i closed was also open. it was later that i discovered that the mosquitoes had a way of opening the window,and that they also went to open my bag to check if i really had some chemicals that i could use to kill them . when i caught one of them , which was really later, that they were looking for mosquito coils
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by Mary Adedokun - Monday, 13 October 2014, 1:26 PM
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 Business school is a university-level institution that confers degree in business administration or management. As a child, I had always wanted to manage businesses of my own, this dream as motivated my decision to opt for an MBA degree in a world class business school. I got to know about Lagos Business School through my uncle who attends seminars in the school. Since I didn't know much about the school, I decided to read more about it and even visited the school to check out the environment and facilities, I was encouraged with what I saw and what have read, my uncle also encouraged me by paying for my application form. On the 31st of May 2014, I was asked to write the entrance examination to the school, I got to the center around 9 am, hoping to finish in three hours, but the server was so poor to the extent that an exam that was supposed to take three hours or less eventually took more than five hours. It was an appalled experience. I did my best and was hoping to be called for the interview. I was more than happy on the day I received an email from Lagos Business School that have been scheduled for an interview on the 19th of June 2014. I started preparing for the interview, I prepared so hard as if my life depended on the interview, I gathered little information I could gather regarding the mode and method of the interview. Also, I trusted God and I believed I would make the stage. On the day of the interview, I tried looking my best in the simplest way possible; I was scheduled for 11:00 am that made the third interviewee on that day. My heart was beating very fast but I tried to stay calm so as not to flunk the interview. Eventually, it was my turn, I was welcomed into a room by a panel of judges, they were four in number, all men and all looked so serious and business minded. I was asked series of questions such as 1. Why I want to study MBA 2. Why did I choose Lagos Business School 3. What my Career goals are and how I want to accomplish them. e.t.c. I was able to answer most of the questions confidently, because they were actually things I wanted and I was sure that I wanted them. The interview lasted for 45 minute, and I enjoyed it because it was more of a chat for me. One of the days I would always cherish in my life was the day I received a mail congratulating me on my full time MBA admission program from Lagos Business School. I am so glad to be identified with the school because I know the school is going to make me a better person.
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It was a pleasant Saturday morning with the glaze of the morning sun beckoning good tidings to my sleepy black African skinned face. It's time to get out of bed, to bead the Friday fiesta spirit goodbye and say hello to the cleaning and laundry spirit of Saturday. It had been a week of stress and fun each in its own appropriate measures but now, it has come to the weekend I have long for all week.

The chores before me I quickly itemised so as not to leave any undone I mean all the laundry, cleaning and of course the hair making, nail polishing, not forgetting the dress picking. But top of the list is quickly getting some groceries for the house as I am also out of detergent. Muhammad would have been wonderful in this regard if his kiosk has not been recently demolished for security reasons.

I quickly picked up the car keys hoping to get everything on my list in an imaginary jiffy so I can be done with everything and carry out the most important task of the day, sleep. I do know nothing beats the much widely awaited Sunday afternoon sleep, but this in my definition with the way I was feeling, would describe it even more.

I drove out the house with the beautiful voice of oceans drive Tunde Bayewu soothing my spirit. I felt even more soothed when the next track started with the wonderful John Legend appealing to my pleasant side. Amidst this confluence of rhythmic pleasure I was having, saw I a police check point with one of our supposed Nigerian finest flapping me to the side of the road.

I stopped as instructed by the man in black who already had his riffle pointed at me like am a criminal at the firing squad or worst of, a member of the salvage boko harm group. He came to me asking the usual check point question 'where are your paper's'.

Confidently, I presented him with the papers of the car together with my driving licence hoping to be set free to be on my way as they usually do. He went through the documents in his hand page after page he turned looking so assuredly like someone who has just recovered a stolen vehicle. Minutes later, he turned to me and said madam, where is your tint permit.

I was stunned by this question as I know that this man with an Oyo artwork on each side of his cheek now has me by the wrist. I muttered awhile before finding the courage to respond with the question, 'I taught that isn't necessary with a factory installed tint'.

This is it, officer Taoffek Olanihun as got me. He responded with his voice raised like that of a hunter who just killed an elephant. 'Ha madammu it ishz ferri importanti o, infact iff you get to hour stasion u will know how important it is'.

The taught of going through the police station stress quickly ran through my mind. I should be almost done with washing by now and soon preparing to go meet mama preye my hair dresser but now it's the police station that is eminent. No joining the multitude of people flooding twitter about the previous night or surfing through facebook checking out the pictures of newest couples and various aso ebi worn.

I remain seated in the car with my papers and license still in Olanihun's possession. He walked past the side of the car expecting me to say something or do something which I was hoping will come from him.

After some minutes,  the true descendent of Oyomesi came by and said the magic words I have been praying for. Madammu, wetin we go do now? I responded with slow and frustrated tone to show the dilemma I have been having since I was pulled over by him.

He said madam, the tint permit dey very necessary o but as this one come be now, wetin you get for us make you dey go. As this words came pouring out of his lips, a part of me wanted to hush him and tell him all the things I have always said regarding bribery. I wanted to tell him of how he is contributing to the downhill of our great country and of how he is stomping on his own dignity but I couldn't. I am guilty as charged. I do not have a tint permit though I didn't know it is now necessary but as they say, ignorance is not acceptable before the law.

I succumbed to the temptation before me. I told the officer of the little I took out with me and of how we can split it. I gave him what he requested and was soon asked to be on my way. I left the police check point after spending some forty five minutes with them. I left feeling lucky that I don't have to go through the horror of going to the police station to get my car out.

Later in the evening as I was about to jump into my bed, I had a flashback on the day. About my encounter with officer Olanihun and his people. About how I have on that day contributed to the societal decline in values, but alas I consoled myself with the thought that everyone is doing it though it doesn't make it right.

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by Onaopemipo Dara - Monday, 13 October 2014, 12:26 PM
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The author's writing style is very witty, unpretentious and descriptive like a straightforward favourite story being retold. Tolkien's The Hobbit may have been a portrayal of his experience of World War I, of a forceful heroism, a relatable protagonist (himself perhaps) who has been unwittingly lured from his rustic quiet settlement into an adventure where the stakes are high. This reflection is based on the first 5 chapters of the book.

Chapter 1: An Unexpected Journey

The story is a bildungsroman - a formative education and coming of age story- of Bilbo Baggins the main character and protagonist. This is a bit of an irony as he is 50 years old. Bilbo sounds like a simple, prim and proper hobbit with seemingly great pedigree, especially on his father Bungo Baggins' side. Gandalf is a witty wizard, who probably chose Bilbo for his mother Belladonna Took and his maternal grandfather Old Took's blood runs through him. He put a sign on Bilbo's door saying he was a burglar to lead the dwarves to him.

Chapter 2: Roast Mutton

As the journey began, Bilbo seemed to struggle with his Took-side and Baggins-side: He missed his quiet little hobbit life yet the adventure sparked his curiosity. Bilbo however pushed himself to live up to what was expected of him (despite the fact that the dwarves now knew he wasn't a burglar) which was critical to his personal growth on this episodic quest. This was seen when he bravely and stupidly went to pick William the troll's pocket.

Chapter 3: A Short Rest

The difference in the beings and their settlements explored in each chapter so far, brings to mind, the difference in race and cultures in today's modern world, the hostilities expressed between some like the dwarves and the trolls; and the alliances formed as with the hobbit and dwarves, also the elves and the travellers.

Chapter 4: Over Hill and Under Hill

"There were many paths that led up into those mountains and many passes over them. But most of the paths were cheats and deceptions and led nowhere or to bad ends; and most of the passes were infested by evil things and dreadful dangers.” This brings to mind the way life is, where there are seemingly many means to an end but not all means lead to the desired end or to any end at all. The battle of the stone giants and the resulting thunderstorm uses animism suggesting inanimate object such as stone were living beings with a mind of their own.

Chapter 5: Riddles In The Dark

Bilbo's constant craving for his home and his food is a natural human behaviour of craving comfort and wanting the best for our wellbeing. The riddles Gollum gave were of an ancient historical style while the riddles Bilbo gave were of a similar style to modern nursery rhymes yet they both understood the workings of riddles and the game. This fact points to the contrast and similarity of Antiquity and Modernism in language, tradition, worlds and concepts. This also showcases Tolkien's deep background and research into philology, mythology - study of ancient languages and of ancient fables.

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by Sarah Haman - Monday, 13 October 2014, 7:55 AM
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I had yet no idea of that "place to be”. I firmly believed it was not just a fruit of my fantasy. Such a place existed. And time passed on, until one day, my father announced a delegation of Nigerian golf players was coming for dinner. The Cameroon golf tournament brought them. "From Nigeria” I thought. "The powerful country with sympathetic people.” My opinion, from the few Nigerian movies I had watched, and each time, stricken by the outstanding roads, interchanges, bridges, houses, cars, infrastructure, wow! Nigeria was undeniably a great country! And my judgment about Nigerians appeared to be right: all our guests, on- that muddy night, removed their shoes before walking into the house. As we were begging them to put their shoes on, they requested not to allow them dirty our house. I was seduced by their behavior which I considered unpretentious. Where will you see that in Cameroon? And here they were, so cheerful! Chatting, singing, clapping, dancing! The whole night, it was Nigeria, Nigeria again and Nigeria after. A joyous night we all had. And for me particularly, a host of souvenirs: Nigerians, easy going people, attached to their culture and values and, above all, proud of their country. What struck me most: the successful people who bore all this simplicity: superior army officials, prominent business men, CEOs of reputable companies: so true, so genuinely true and simple!

As I enjoyed the company of our guests, my dad called me. "How far have you gone with AAA? He asked. Four guests were looking at me, eager to hear my response. I did not know what answer to give. Was he being a proud dad announcing to the world his daughter was going to one of the prestigious schools in terms of advertising? I hoped not. "Nigeria has no envy for South Africa,” I thought. Or was he simply inquiring? Whatever the case, the moment was inauspicious for bad news. I chose a vague and prudent answer: "I have not had any answer from them. It has been a while since I checked my mail.” Dad said nothing, but I knew something was taking shape on his mind.

On the morning that followed, before leaving for office, just as I expected, dad unburdened his mind: "Yesterday, my friends told me about the Lagos Business School. It's such a great school. Find out about it. It sounds better to me than that your AAA advertising school.” I was happy. God Himself was in accordance with what I thought. I could not resist a relieving smile which instantly enlightened the whole of my being. The name just sounded august: The Lagos Business School! It resounded over and over in my mind, always more impressive, majestic. I began dreaming, imagining myself in such a formidable place. I knew nothing about the school. This was the first time I ever heard its intimidating name, but I knew I was to be there. Something about it challenged me in a passionate way. My LBS experience had started.

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by obehi usifo-ogbebor - Sunday, 12 October 2014, 12:50 PM
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I picked a copy of a daily newspaper and on front page was a caption on ''Women married to older men''. At first I found it amusing, but on a second thought, why judge a person on his/her preferred choice. We are quick to do that because we assume a person can only marry an older man or woman out of greed and the desire for his/her wealth, and usually termed them ''Gold Diggers''. For some people in such relationship, it could only end up with more lies and less love on the part of the younger lover, the fear of uncertainty (death or sickness). While all these may indeed a possibility, others have a different reason for this choice.

One may decide to go for an older lover (by the way, whoever said an older person must be someone who has being married in the past) who because of age and experience (being there seen it all) now understand the need to be settled. Such a person most likely will have better dedication to marriage, than a young one. Who is still experimenting, even with his or her marriage.

Most people who enter into the covenant of marriage always hope to remain in it. With this in mind, the choice of settling for any one should answer the question; am I sure with this man or woman I can endure the hardship of marriage and fulfill my vow of ''till death do us part'' (According to the Christian rites at marriage), Are we both ready to be married with the knowledge of what marriage fully entails, Is the other party just like I am, ready to be devoted to the sacred duties and obligations that comes with marriage? For some it is the razzmatazz of marriage, for others their '' biological clock'', or even the pressure from family and friends that informs their decision.

For marriage to be worth your while, make a choice of what works for you and what will actually help you stay in it. If the choice of settling for an older lover helps you accomplish that, then so be it. Who cares what the world thinks. None of those raising their brows will help you leave through a difficult marriage, so do what you are almost certain works for you.